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THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN.

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Offline Angelica
 Post subject: THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:54 pm
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THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN.

The turkey shot out of the oven
and rocketed into the air,
it knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.

It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with deafening boom,
then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.

It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
there was turkey attached to the ceiling,
where there'd never been turkey before.

It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl,
there wasn't a way I could stop it,
that turkey was out of control.

I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
that I'd never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.

Jack Prelutsky

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 Post subject: Re: THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:24 pm
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We are having a dinner for the elderly (over 55's club) this very eve consisting of a Turkey nosh up. If it goes pop I shall be back here posting about the incident lol PPo((

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